Why Do I Keep Eating from Candlelight Inn?

If you know me, you know my main quest foods are BBQ and Wings. Candelight in Scarsdale is top notch, and close by.

Reasons I avoid the ‘Light:

  • I am a grown man
  • I enjoy eating in a relatively quiet environment
  • I do not like to be forced into watching television no matter which way I turn my head
  • I don’t like being in an incredibly small, crowded room
  • I don’t like food that is overly greasy or that causes me to suffer digestively
  • I have a low tolerance for rich suburban kids who act gangster
  • I am not an alcoholic
  • I enjoy eating fresh vegetables and healthy foods
  • I like going places where I can bring my child
  • I don’t like teeny bathrooms where I wouldn’t let my dog eat off the floor.
  • I don’t like having to wait 45+ minutes to sit down.
  • I’m weary of low grade food shops next door to animal kennels.
  • The list goes on and on….

Reasons I Keep Coming Back:

  • Those are some good goddamn wings; that’s why.

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