If you know me, you know my main quest foods are BBQ and Wings. Candelight in Scarsdale is top notch, and close by.
Reasons I avoid the ‘Light:
- I am a grown man
- I enjoy eating in a relatively quiet environment
- I do not like to be forced into watching television no matter which way I turn my head
- I don’t like being in an incredibly small, crowded room
- I don’t like food that is overly greasy or that causes me to suffer digestively
- I have a low tolerance for rich suburban kids who act gangster
- I am not an alcoholic
- I enjoy eating fresh vegetables and healthy foods
- I like going places where I can bring my child
- I don’t like teeny bathrooms where I wouldn’t let my dog eat off the floor.
- I don’t like having to wait 45+ minutes to sit down.
- I’m weary of low grade food shops next door to animal kennels.
- The list goes on and on….
Reasons I Keep Coming Back:
- Those are some good goddamn wings; that’s why.